Oh My God What Is Happening With This Rug

Some thoughts:

• Has she fallen "in" to the rug? Or is she trying to get out?
• Is it a new type of romper? A rug-per?
• One of those cutouts at amusement parks for photos?
• The new planking?
• Or just a nightmare of epic proportions?

If you need to own this rug, it's by Seletti and costs $1,450. Also, we'd like to talk to you.